Monthly Archives: April 2011

Negative Creep

There are moments in life when you suddenly get it.  It hits you like a fucking suckerpunch to the head. This is the moment you need to decide:   Will I take this mangled face of mine and use it … Continue reading

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Two Legged Dog

I saw a little dog today with only 2 legs.  In place of his front legs were wheels attached to his upper body.  He was on a leash right next to another (4-legged) dog, completely keeping pace, wagging his tail … Continue reading

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If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

Today, I am one happy Chica!  I am set to  begin a new writing seminar next week with Jack Grapes.  Talking to him on the phone, our sense of humor clicked.   I could see immediately that this guy can help me … Continue reading

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Hurt so good? (aka – I am fine, thanks for asking :)

  My last blog post led to some questions, particularly from my friends wondering, “DUDE, are you ok?”  ❤   I love my friends.  As I get older the relationships I have with each of them deepens and opens in … Continue reading

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What The Fuck, Self?

When you pop an Advil or Tylenol or Codeine — whatever pain reliever is on your shelf, you are hoping it will make your pain go away.  The truth is, it doesnt.  The medicine simply tricks your brain into not … Continue reading

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Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough?

That’s right, I’m channeling Mick.  But its for a good cause.  “Beast of Burden” hit me today like a cow in a twister.  Very mooooving.  (Ok, sorry.  That was uncalled for.) Anyway, today I heard the lyrics on a different … Continue reading

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Freud Can Bite Me

I know that “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar” but shit, why does a cigar have to be,  you know, so awesome? I think Freud said this, in part, to down play his addiction.  He had cancer of the … Continue reading

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I can’t believe you have a penis

My friend’s 4 year old just realized that her Daddy has a penis.  Man, was she pissed.  She walked right up to him and demanded, “Daddy!  Why didnt you ever tell me that you have a penis?  Huh?  I want … Continue reading

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